SPIRITUAL ATTACK

Im nt bou to play with your mind like i did the last time,so im just gonna hit the nail on the head,here goes I AM CONFUSED!!  seriously very confused! and you may be too buh because ur afraid to say it you wont...ha ahn wish kain tin is dis now...that it has become my passion does not mean you should make me want to hate it..

i was standing on my own jeje waiting for a cab at falomo when i saw sth bright from a distance,chukwunna wat's that,rainbows dont have just one color naaaah,even if im an olodo i knw a rainbow has 7 colors abi na 8..no its 7 na,rem ROYGBIV? if u dnt know that wan google it o...

so this colourful thing was getting closer and closer,i was almost freaking out buh i contained my self cos it seemed as if other people couldnt see it..could i be imagining things,omg!!!yea i ran temperature this morning,maybe its malaria...buh no it cant be, cos the closer it got the better view i had of this mono-rainbow, jixox!!! it was headed towards me,omg! wat have i done,i began to check my sins

• i dint lie this morning(twas too early for that)
• i dint let Debo touch ma breast yesterday when we kissed(is kissing a sin?)
• i was d wan hu put paper into grand ma's nose when she was snoring(buh i begged her now)and that was years ago,i was ten!!!!!! or maybe the people in my village were chasing me!!

All this things were all up in my head cos i was sure this mono-rainbow was a figure now and not just light but a figure!!!, for a minute i tink say na Patra buh i heard she is dead now or prob somewhere in her country doing sth apart from blogging, the figure come closer and for a brief second i almost faintedgotblinddiedressurrected........

I froze when the figure said nice hair 'his it Brazilian,Peruvian or chineese?....monorainbow spoke to me! monorainbow was real,at that point i noticed every one looking towards me, omg wat!!? or kud dey see mono too???.....den i heard it must b xpenskiv o! huh!do people really talk like that...then i smiled and said errr y r u dressed like this,amidst all she sed all i kud pick out was dancer and "hits colour blawking now" den i sed ur a dancer and she sed yelx now......my spirit fainted!!!(y did the fashion gods send monorainbow to admire me)....i woke ma spirit up and told ha Ruddie spiro lets take a piksho wif monorainbow now,and dats how i told her to pose o,and dis is wah i saw:

You have to be bold to embrace this new love of mine,not every one can pull it off. COLOUR BLOCKING is strictly for the bold, its a unisex thing and its really not by force if u have to do it,then pull it off.......check these out..

  If you do it wrongly you are going to end up looking like
 

One more thing be BOLD,play with colours,and remember wearing black shoes ALWAYS makes you a SCAREDYCAT!!!!!
                    

   

                              

SEVEN WITH ONE PUSH!!

Precious Donatus Ogbonna had been Barren for 12 years ,and this year she was blessed wif seven babies at once!yes seven babies of different ages...at once!!!!...why are you confused na? Na d tin wey dis woman wey claim to b pastor tell us o!! she must have been a serious prayer warrior to have been blessed wif  such a mysterious blessing!! Better close your mouth and believe o! Anyways this is the story so far...

Pastor Precious Donatus ogbonna had been barren for 12 years and all  of a sudden dis year she claimed to have had a multiple delivery,when asked about  the address of the hospital she put to bed, this
Pastor of Holy Ghost Salvation Ministry Owerri decided to keep that to herself..she was Ђδω ever subjected to a DNA test where she came out victorious with an 'F' fe fe fe fail!,oscof it was negative now,not even one child was hers.The test was conducted by Path care South Africa and Path care Nigeria,where it was discovered dt maternity was excluded from more dan 2 of the 15 DNA makers...for dose of u wey nor go skool,it mins she haff neva bin dia mama...The tin dat haff pain me well well iη dis story is dat she haff even tell d police that God promised her that she will have ten,meaning she haff xpect three more on d way,Ђδω? Remind me to give u ha number so u can call her and ask her.
I dunno y sunborri will b tiffin pikins wen u can actually consult people like this......all she had to do was call me for more info, kmt.

The most interesting part is the names she gave the kids,u mite wanna borrow these so ur shildren will be successful. these are their names iη order of seniority  Conqueror, Chizitere, Ekpereamaka, Fineseed, Angel, Evidence and Flourish...

Thank God she's under police custody, she may have been another otokoto...the only children I know she's gonna gett now are. Prosecution, Detention, and Lockeddown!

Anyways if u haff any name suggestions for ha 3 shildren to come plix suggest!!! Plix heffri borry hide ur pikins....

As culled from www.Amebor.com

SECRET FANTASY

Have you seen her before?,i mean in real life o!, not all dose pikshos uv been stealing from d Internet and using to do lie lie dp, gosh she's so beautiful,sophisticated and elegant. Any one walking past her ,in front of her or behind her would stop and stare and even trip....

i usually don't agree that anything or any one is perfect buh dis babe is 10/10....
THE MEETINGI met HER at one of those shoe stores in Ikota shopping complex when i went to find out if the price of the Hermes bag(i have been monitoring tey tey) had gone down by 50% of its original price. As in this was a different feeling from when you see her on line and you say to yourself "oh gosh i wish she kud be my friend", 'i wish i kud have her" and when ur boyfriend or husband catches u staring at her lustfully on the Internet or on a poster,you quickly deny that your attracted to her cos you fear he'll think your not "wife material" or "ur head nor dey ground"as some of dem would say. mttsccchew shio! is it nt ya mate that dia beau's r saying "oh hun u want Kim's butt?here"s ma credit card........ehen jarey as soon as i entered the store ,the attendant greeted me,ah oscof nw,why wont she recognise some body that has been coming into thier store every now and then to ask for the price of ONE BAG...and den wen i hear it ,i come up wif an xcuse like "when r u gonna have the red now",and then she'll b like "aunty check next month"chai if only she knew.....anyways i sha greeted ha back, as i walked further down towards the bag section,then i noticed her,and im like gosh it can't be!!!is she in Naija or she has been cloned.....my mouth dropped....
THE ENCOUNTERI walked towards her slowly to get a proper view of this chick,gosh u shudda been there....she was sooo tall like a 6ft model,from head to toe she was adorned wif mad jewelry....like they could pass for real diamonds,the way they were glittering in the light i almost went blind..jixox!! i screamed in my mind,its her!!!!!chai na she be dis!!,if there's anything i trust in my life its my Photographic memory,even if you have not seen somebody in flesh,when you know that person you know that person..i moved closer stretching out my hand to touch her,i was scared ,nervous,omg i had mixed feelings. I didn't know if touching her would make me land in Panti,btw she wasn't guarded and the shop attendant was'nt following me around...chai chukwunna...was i over reacting..i didnt want to fall my hand...one mind said "touch her joor,aren't u people shopping in the same place?", the other mind said just walk past and pick ur bag and go o!!, buh i was not gonna take NO for an answer,we dont have chicken"s in ma family ha ah.... .so i stretched out ma hand and touched her........
THE RESPONSEHer skin felt so good,i wonder what she was made of,(nw i feel like a lesbian) and so what!! i wanted to kiss her,hug her,take her home to my room and do with her whatever i pleased....i'm not the only one who feels this way about her now,all of us male or female are attracted to her,but only the BOLD like me take the big step. she smiled at me and i knew she was happy i touched her,we needed some where private so we headed to the changing room,(iv always wanted to do it in front of a mirror)this was my chance and i wasn't gonna blow it,we raced in der and then i dropped my hand bag and all may worries,FUCK the Hermes bag.....
AND MORE.....
As i placed my leg into her,she fit perfectly well,nothing was more perfect,the beauty was finally with me,she chose me. i don't care if others had been there before me,all i wanted was to live the moment. you shoulda seen the mirror view as i watched HER AND I work together to achieve one thing PERFECTION....it felt like sin.....
THE GLORIOUS WALK
I walked out of the dressing room looking so excited,then i asked the attendant 'how much are these?' then she replied #100,000 ,thats our newest arrival,i wasn't surprised, RED BOTTOMS aka CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SHOES go as high as 800dollars and above for a pair...so i said do you have it in Black? then she replied yes o! we have it in all colours but you will make a deposit of #20,000 to show commitment and then check back next week,i sharply looked at the counter to see if d POS machine was there(it wasn't) and den i said can i pay with my atm,then she said oh yes sure!!gehn gehn gehn gehn!! jixox ma life savings,(i thought the POS machine wasn't der na)as much as i wanted this shoe i didnt intend to buy it on the spot plus i didn't want to embarrass my self by just walking out nw,babes u knw nw,guys i knw u wont support me on this one...so i brought out my ATM card and started praying hard that a miracle of some sort should happen....hew!!! i just shifted to one corner pretending to smile....gbo gbo biggs gels haff killdt me o,i shuda just paid for d Hermes o! she sha put the card in and asked me to put ma pin...i did...and like naija movies u know what happened,THE LORD DID IT AGAIN, he saved me from misery and poverty...the POS WAS DOWN!!!! down down down,down down down. So i just manned up and said ah why now!!! pls o don't let anyone buy my shoe o...(of course i was acting,Genevieve is my role model) then i walked out in my affordable heels o!! joooooor oo!ACHIEVEMENT
Today im a proud retailer of Christian Louboutin Shoes and maybe i own one in real life or as a picture on ma phone,but the thing is i sha now sell at AFFORDABLE PRICES O!! so plix people place ya orders....hehehehe.......btw its been months since i visited that store.....Maybe i should check on that Hermes Bag.....