BASKET MOUTH!!!!

You see i talk too much, i just cant shut my freaking trap up!! wtf!!!my mouth has put me into trouble.Over sabi ,Bebeto, Oya,Puma ITK,ITS,Ele enu gbe oro, ELEDE KPOMO like me.
I walked into the first floor of the building to submit some files to my oga's and then decided to branch my friends cubicle, well he's my oga too but we are guys, as per homies. As i got to his table i cited something that looked like Dr Dre's Beat ear phones( not the head phones ),but they weren't, instead they were the ones done by our Ibo brothers.
Me: Hahahahaha *Chris how can u buy this 250 naira thing , your bigger than that now, chai u cant even spare 18k, im sure if u price well you'll get it for 13k'. Chris looked at me puzzled ,

Chris: what do u mean they are fake, cant u see the packaging?
Me: Haba Chris!! the original ones are heavier and the 'b' on the head is carved and not painted.
Chris:( now calling his friends from other cubicles) oya Ruddie repeat what u said
Me: Ah now Chris its true na its fake now, this thing is 250 naira, i have one as well, as a matter of fact it'll spoil b4 it clocks 1 month
Chris: Then i have to return it
Me : How much did u buy it?
Chris : 8k from Jerry
Me: Which Jerry
Chris: Jerry in charge of Base
Me: OMG shit men! i'm  finished, Chris please don't return it abeg, in fact i was wrong ,this your own is not the one for  250, its quite different, its not fake at all, don't mind me im was just teasing*SWEATING LIKE A CHRISTMAS GOAT*
Chris: Don't lie to me Ruddie joor! its fake, abi Shola what do you think
(Shola supervisor to Jerry laughing like a hyena,was also there)
Shola: Ruddie just forget about your evaluation for next month, cos u have spoilt Jerry's market
Me: (now begging them not to tell Jerry)
 So now they've used my opinion to reject Jerry's market, but really how can Jerry do that kind of a thing mmmsscchheewww.
Anyways my fingers are crossed and im hoping Shola doesn't spill if not im dead!!!.  To ease my tension i decided to watch lynxxx's ICE CREAM FACTORY VIDEO  feat ENZE and this is what i saw....
In case u haven't seen what i saw, well that girl has experienced what we call a nip slip, seriously wasn't this video edited, and by the way what was lynxxx thinking when he featured two girls lip syncing to one verse, right now i don't even know who ENZE is or who they are....Minxie was heart broken when she saw this video, after waiting so long, this was all and the feeling is mutual. He could have done better than those girls and also so much more with the video, it was bland. Personally i think the quality is commendable but the story line is confusing :s
Here's the real video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cGYu0PmIuI&feature=player_detailpage




Another video that still has me confused is 5 and 6 by NaetoC, i dont know if it is her real breast i can see here, but believe me this girl is so damn hot!!! i think i went to play when Assets were being shared...chai. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPnf0w-QohI&feature=player_detailpage

Also check out olumaintains new joint NAWTI by OLU MAINTAIN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oa5KVZtAnU&feature=player_detailpage


Please put me in your prayers tonight, cos Jerry might just FUCK ME UP!!!

#OCCUPYNIGERIA

 Happy New year Dear Rudelets,i'm sorry iv been mute and incommunicado since the new Year but the reason is because i really got hit below the belt by all the things happening around us in Nigeria

• Fuel subsidy removal
• Boko Haram

The issue of the Fuel subsidy removal has been a thorn in every ones flesh, due to the manner in which it was carried out and also the after effects of the removal. i have read various blogs and all concerning this issue and i was flabbergasted and overwhelmed with joy by the response of Nigerians especially the youths.

Different PEACEFUL protests were carried out in various states by concerned citizens home and abroad, and while some people preferred to go out and protest some others who couldn't resorted to social networks,blogs etc to express their disgust with GEJ's move.some called us 'Armchair protesters',but i say a rat can be killed in so many ways.

The Protests have been successful to a large extent ,owing to the fact that we as Nigerians have created awareness through the PEACEFUL movement called #OCCUPYNIGERIA, and the government have felt the impact of an Angry,Tired,Frustrated, and Awakened Nigeria. i commend the Brains behind this movement.

On the other hand i also want to commend the thoughts and tweets of @Almuyo on twitter who thinks that we should not allow ourselves to be used as dummies by a group of people who are claiming to protect our interest, so he has come up with #OCCUPYNIGERIAWITHSENSE, meaning while we fight for our rights on the streets and on the Internet , we also should protect ourselves and be well prepared for the rumoured strike days,which will shut down every business venture in Nigeria.

He also thinks we should be more organised and strategic. We should also know exactly what we are fighting for, some people are unsure about the concept or the idea behind the protest. None removal of fuel subsidy or cheap fuel prices? We should also have plans for the long run. While we talked over the phone, we agreed that we all as Nigerians should stop being greedy because that's the root of all our problems, you don't expect a man who took a loan from the bank, or some group of individuals or a Godfather for his campaign to get to the office and not pay back his debts with public funds thereby making the masses pay for it. we do not want expensive campaigns and photo shopped posters,all we want is for Presidential candidates to buy their forms from Inec and come for a TV Political Debate with their opponents, we want an Intelligent and able Leader.

Well Rome was not built in a day, and while we lay our foundation, let"s do it well.

I also want you guys to check out this email exchange between Mal. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi and a patriotic Nigerian AISHA MAHMOUD a 23year old doctor in Ireland, here's the link http://www.amahzeeing.blogspot.com/

The NLC have also declared a Nation wide strike to commence on Monday,9-01-2011 till further notice.Here are some steps we can take as individuals to ensure that we, our loved ones and colleagues remain safe and on alert during this time:

• i encourage you to stock up on food, water and essential commodities
• Always make certain about the safety or otherwise of an area before heading or sending loved ones in that direction;
• Always inform your loved ones of your whereabouts or follow up with your loved ones on their whereabouts; and,
• Confirm and share information with your peers at work on the security situation of a particular area using your phone, email or whichever social media tools you have available  

For other aproko on the issues @ hand ,visit the following links;
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/okonjo-iweala-deregulation-not-my-personal-policy/106557/#.TwbIEHfrCJE.facebook

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/jonathan-govs-meet-over-subsidy-crisis/106558/#.TwbHm0EAmf4.facebook

http://saharareporters.com/video/audio-nigerias-finance-minister-ngozi-okonjo-iweala-caught-phone-tap-lying-playing-dumb