Wednesday, 26 September 2012

I tripped on my way out ,cursing the fashion gods under my breath! *fuck these shoes*fuck this....I violently took the shoes off and ignored the sorry in echoes from the bouncers and those yeye touts @ the exit. I walked briskly barefooted towards the car-park, moving from car to car like a vampire ready to suck blood. I was that desperate and angry as well. Angry cos there's a limit to every thing,my ankle hurt as hell and those shoes were new for crying out fucking loud.Desperation on the other hand set in cos I was scared for her safety and I needed to be @ the airport for 8.00am. The touts soon began to harass me with styupid kweshuns,Sister wetin you dey find...they may be helpful I thought to my self. Abeg you don see any yellow girl wey wear red short cloth? She nor too tall,she con get body small. No we never see any body like that. Anything for the weekend? Anything for the weekend gbakwa oku! Waka sheygey! Nor b only anitn for d weekend?
I fine Bella sotey I call am tire she nor pick, frustration made me start thinking in pidgin. 
Walking barefooted ain't easy,and just as I was cautioning my spirit not to lead my feet astray, it happened,so fast! That sharp pain goddammit!u know that kind that tickles your tear ducts but you don't cry cos the pain never reach really. Yea that was it, I quietly sat down to remove the object which happened to be a small nail from under my foot, Now that's when my eyes welled up,it stung!!!!!.
Typing another bbm to Bella,and still contemplating on how to stand up and hop around in completion of my Quest, I heard a load moan, then it stopped ,then a loud scream, then it stopped, then a bang, it sounded like somebody hit their fist against thick glass. Aproko nor gree me ignore, I hopped towards the joyful noise,I really didn't mind some entertainment. Getting to the car the noise was coming from,what did I see?, a girl with her hair all over her face, it was here and there,her boobs the size of agric water melons,almost perfect. She was holding her head with 1 arm and the other was holding on to something beneath. Moving in a rhythmic motion, sometimes as if she was an ogbanje and other times as if she was dancing very fast then slowly looked like sex...wait a minute it was SEX!!! Ma very own life pornography!!! Its probably all these YNOT ashawos that dis nigga just picked up. Is fucking in the car not a crime??....hahahaha I laughed to ma self...I stayed till they were done, wanted to see who the dude with a thing for Ashawo's was, I just love catching glimpses of such guys,so I can mark them and they'll never stand a chance.I stood there waiting,I was very obvious, u must know this about me, when I'm staring i really dunno how to hide it,u can catch me and I won't be bothered. so when she probably climaxed she sat away from him and opened the door almost immediately to leave he also rose up to sit and follow her out.
There was some akward movement @ the front seat,looked like there was a 3rd person getting out of the car fom the passengers seat and the dude underneath the ashawo exiting from the back seat. Hmm..the guy getting out from the back looked like a was a girl!! Chei! I just witnessed 2 girls doing it..14 years le !!!and with the way the guy at the front seat got out,it looked or rather registered in my brain like he had just finished jerking off!cos he was adjusting his shokoto!!! I just laughed to ma self, the second thing that was funny to me was , I couldn't wait to tease Bella that the 2nd ashawo girl was wearing her type of dress,something to upset her I thought. Within the period I was having that thought and coming back to reality, it registered in ma brain that Bella was the 2nd Ashawo. Bella was the girl doing a girl, like seriously u gotta be kidding me right now. My best friend is bi-sexual???. All these thoughts in my head...I managed to scream Bella!! It was like Nigerian movie really...all I could utter to her was,ill be in my car and ill be leaving in 2minutes. She wasn't remorseful, don't know if it was the alcohol, buh she followed me quickly and yelled out her number to the dude who happens to be Kate's friend, who also happens to be so? she explained she named him Ethan cos his name was awfully long...Number 1) who does that? 2) I don't know my best friend at all. We drove home in silence....


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